epic and crazy chatlog with the princess

Okay, this chat log has been sitting in my PC long enough. I'd told Mabie I'd post it when the nightmare is over, and so here it is:


On work and Tagalog words:

pulpedpastel: one-man team talaga
iceroz_14: peste
iceroz_14: 7 versus one
iceroz_14: kamusta naman ang ratio
iceroz_14: kuyog amputa
pulpedpastel: what's kuyog?
iceroz_14: imagine jackie chan
iceroz_14: versus ten thousand henchmen
iceroz_14: yun ang kuyog
iceroz_14: parang "pinagtulung-tulungan"
iceroz_14: pero may image kasi ng pile up :D
pulpedpastel: hahahahaha
pulpedpastel: parang "dinumog"
iceroz_14: ayun
iceroz_14: pero ang dinumog kasi is used for something good
iceroz_14: mostly food
pulpedpastel: huh?
pulpedpastel: e baket sa news "dinumog ng mga fans si britney spears.."
pulpedpastel: or "dinumog ng taumbayan ang snatcher"
iceroz_14: LOL
iceroz_14: kinuyog sa second sentence
pulpedpastel: kinumag
pulpedpastel: hahaha
pulpedpastel: di ba parang.. koopal yun
iceroz_14: kinumag? you're inventing words na
pulpedpastel: kumag.
pulpedpastel: di ba.
pulpedpastel: kumag ka
pulpedpastel: i mean, that's how it's used
iceroz_14: sabi mo kinumag eh
pulpedpastel: not you
iceroz_14: XD
iceroz_14: check above ^^
pulpedpastel: o_O
pulpedpastel: i don't know. am sorry.


More tagalog:

pulpedpastel: omg. sabi ko na nga ba tulog pa tong hinayupak na to
pulpedpastel: (oha! hinayupak!)
pulpedpastel: =))
pulpedpastel: anong root word nun?
iceroz_14: hayop
iceroz_14: :D
pulpedpastel: wada --
pulpedpastel: i was thinking like..
pulpedpastel: ahh..never mind.
pulpedpastel: ahaha. pagtatawanan mo lang ako uli
iceroz_14: h - in - ayup - ak
pulpedpastel: H -in -AYUP -ak
iceroz_14: right
pulpedpastel: omg! we're sooo espn!
iceroz_14: :D
pulpedpastel: :))
iceroz_14: :))
pulpedpastel: so what that does mean? animalized?
iceroz_14: hindi
pulpedpastel: we've got a lot of weird, non-real words, noh?
pulpedpastel: not my fault am confused, therefore
iceroz_14: hindi animalized, but showing animal (mis)behavior
pulpedpastel: ah
pulpedpastel: animalistic


On giving names:

iceroz_14: yeah you're my super coolio master crammer ghostwriter princess
iceroz_14: shet haba
pulpedpastel: hahaha!
pulpedpastel: try a kickass acronym for that bitch
pulpedpastel: :))
iceroz_14: ahahaha
pulpedpastel: kung yung rich fat (short) frat chinese bastard nga e
iceroz_14: i'm sticking with mahaderang non-editor
pulpedpastel: at may singit na thought pa yun ha!
pulpedpastel: ...
pulpedpastel: hmm. i thought you were resigning?
iceroz_14: :))
pulpedpastel: how come?
iceroz_14: i am
pulpedpastel: bati na kayo?
pulpedpastel: or may rineto syang ayus
iceroz_14: i just found out that a usual mag article costs quadruple
pulpedpastel: what do you mean?
iceroz_14: wala no, tangina nya, i won't work for her anymore
iceroz_14: not after this shit
iceroz_14: di ko naman sya pedeng iwan ngayon
pulpedpastel: but you said you're sticking with her..
pulpedpastel: o_O
pulpedpastel: ahh for now.. lang?
iceroz_14: pulpedpastel: try a kickass acronym for that bitch
pulpedpastel: so until when are you duking it out
iceroz_14: so sabi ko, i'm sticking (with the name) mahaderang non-editor
pulpedpastel: am not your mahaderang non-editor naman di ba?
pulpedpastel: :S
iceroz_14: hindi, si publisher
pulpedpastel: am your (insert oober habang imbento name here)
pulpedpastel: oh shit
pulpedpastel: another round of labo thread
iceroz_14: mabie, you're not functional


I'm going to post about this.

iceroz_14: you know i'm going to blog about this when this shit is all over right?
iceroz_14: :))
pulpedpastel: hahahah. yeah.. @_@ it's just way too riveting to pass up.


On the (omitted) car convo:

iceroz_14: gusto ko syang sikuhin na mukha
pulpedpastel: it wasnt that bad
pulpedpastel: parang qj lang yan e
iceroz_14: well, it's just really sad
pulpedpastel: i could leave if i wanted to, but in the meantime i have nowhere else to go naman talaga and am curious as to what will happen next, so i guess i can afford to be the curious cat
iceroz_14: it's sad because a. there are no shops where men can buy balls and/or backbones for themselves, b. there is relative. moving from point a to point b usually requires some moving, and c. the universe and human nature suck.
iceroz_14: and dammit, you deserve better
iceroz_14: you deserve something more than fucking "i'm getting there."
pulpedpastel: i know.
iceroz_14: :-<
pulpedpastel: awww
pulpedpastel: that's cute!
pulpedpastel: how's that???
pulpedpastel: (adhd)
iceroz_14: i love that smiley
iceroz_14: : - <
pulpedpastel: :-<
pulpedpastel: awwwwww
pulpedpastel:  gigil!
pulpedpastel: and sad.


Entrepreneurship:

iceroz_14: anyway. maybe i'll put up a shop that sells balls and backbones. it caters to women
iceroz_14: madami naman siguro akong mabebenta no?
pulpedpastel: baket it caters to women?
pulpedpastel: e mas marami ngang may ganyan sa babae e
pulpedpastel: dapat for guys
iceroz_14: ibibigay nila sa mga mokong nilang whatevers
pulpedpastel: hahah! so gift shop ito?
iceroz_14: iisipin ba ng guys na kailangan nila ng balls?
iceroz_14: hindi diba?
iceroz_14: oo, pedeng gift shop >:) ang tagline: for people who don't know they need it
pulpedpastel: =))
pulpedpastel: WINNER!!!
pulpedpastel: OLYMPICS WHITE GOLD MEDAL!
pulpedpastel: o, mas syala sa yellow gold yun ha
pulpedpastel: or.. PLATINUM
pulpedpastel: oha.
iceroz_14: we'll make tons of money with that
iceroz_14: idodonate natin sa charity for retards who think they're smart
pulpedpastel: hahahaha!
iceroz_14: hay, oks nga sana kung pede yun no?


Hit and Run:

iceroz_14: it's amazing how she does that. she hits you then runs away. and you're left with a sore jaw and with nothing to do about it.
pulpedpastel: hahaha
pulpedpastel: stunned and shit.


That's the epic chat I had with Mabie. Mind you, all of that was in ONE convo. I saved it for posterity. And as a record of our retardation every morning.