Eversince I read about the Fireless Inferno in one of Jessica Zafra's Twisted books (nano_speaks stop gagging), I've dreamed of perusing a copy of the mythical book of epic proportions, or a copy of its as-mythical sequel, the Waterless Ocean. How can I let this book illude my grasp? It is EPIC, I tell you.
"The real crocodile lives in river and then you as a crocodile lives in land...Once they were caught...with prolonged staying on land without water...he would be dying...and that is exactly what will happen to you now!"
"You mean, you'll kill me?" Benjamin nervously queried.
"That's really what we will do...sorry, but we need your life!"
"If then...do it now!"
"Nay...still perchance?" Luis answered.
"Perchance? What perchance? Do you give me another chance?" He asked half afeard.
(You can check out more snippets of the Fireless Inferno by Arnel Salgado here. See if I lie about the book being EPIC.)
Now I am taking a longish vacation from work, I've decided to devote this time - no, not in finding other work - to start my Quest. Yes, that needs to be capitalized. Epic journeys such as this don't only need to be dubbed with titles, they need to be capitalized too! I dub this Quest as The Quest for the Fireless Inferno. *mad laughter, thunder, lightning*
This can also be called the Lovapaloser Trip Number xxx, but TQthFI has a better ring to it, yes?
In this que- sorry, Quest, I shall be accompanied by Glen (the wisecracking one), and maybe Ahorney (otherwise known as RyanC) and Mabie (navigationally impaired). Yes, with the help of this party I shall soon have my book!
Whew. And yeah, I'll try not to bump into red-eyed ladies in white while I'm at it. Wish me luck. And if I fail this time, I shall come back for the second leg (like the Crusades, this Quest will have a part 2 and so on if need be). Will you come with me?
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