This is another Words of the Wise post, and the theme is... BALLS. Yes, balls. Guts, chutzpah, audacity, courage, etc. I was talking to my dad last week, as usual over coffee and cigarettes, and we discussed the thing called Courage (I'll tell you the context next time).
Ballsy: (While running amok) Sinong matapang diyan? Nobenta pataas, lumabas kayo!
Ballsier: (At a raid) Sumuko ka na! Napapalibutan kitang mag isa!
Ballsiest: (Road raged driver to people crossing the street - with the windows down!) Ba't kayo dumadaan sa tapat ng kotse ko? Mukha ba 'tong pedestrian lane?!?
Ballsy, yes? And you'd be glad to know that the road raged driver is an actual person and that piece of convo is a direct quote (or so I think).
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Friday, February 22, 2008
Words of the Wise, the Lovapaloser Edition
Okay, I owe a lot of posts but this one is just epoxy-ed into my brain right now so humor me, will you?
Another one from Chibichan: Shijirarenai. (Unbelievable.)
And another one (from July last year - don't wonder why my phone's inbox is almost always full): We don't have any one to text us if we're okay now, if we've eaten something, if we've taken our goddamn meds.. And we don't have anybody who drops by to see us even if we're at our ugliest state. (We were both sick at the time. And as you can probably tell, miserable.)
And another (this one more recent): I wish I am as smart as you when it comes to stuff like this. (... ... ...)
Remicia: Si Lungkot, kaibigan nyan si Frustration na bestfriend si Confusion na kainuman ni Paranoia.
Another from Rem: Bahala na dude, bahala na.
ulzzanghailie (aka Karen): Tapos alam mong mukha ka nang tanga kakangiti. But you can't help it. A smile just eases its way to your lips even if you don't want it to. +le sigh+
skittlebean_lei (aka Chibichan): You know, putting a gun to your head is a lot quicker. And that's certainly painless. (not in the context of lovapaloser, but is apt nonetheless)
Another one from Chibichan: Shijirarenai. (Unbelievable.)
And another one (from July last year - don't wonder why my phone's inbox is almost always full): We don't have any one to text us if we're okay now, if we've eaten something, if we've taken our goddamn meds.. And we don't have anybody who drops by to see us even if we're at our ugliest state. (We were both sick at the time. And as you can probably tell, miserable.)
And another (this one more recent): I wish I am as smart as you when it comes to stuff like this. (... ... ...)
nano_speaks: Ang tanong ko either "Anything wrong?" or "Everything ok?" kaso parehong palyado yun. (again, not in context but apt.)
Remicia: Si Lungkot, kaibigan nyan si Frustration na bestfriend si Confusion na kainuman ni Paranoia.
Another from Rem: Bahala na dude, bahala na.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
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i just got back from my vacation. I know I was supposed to visit Baguio and start the Quest for the Fireless Inferno, but ended up in a quiet beach up in the boonies somewhere in Iba, Zambales. It was first impulsive-slash-spontaneous thing I have ever done in my life, and by saying that, I guess you now know that my life is boring. Moving on...
Mabie didn't come with me on the trip (one word: Belinda) while Ahorney didn't say whether he was going to come with or not (so we left him). That left me with Glen, which was perfectly fine since he's a nice guy and I felt I wouldn't be bored (plus, I thought, "It's going to be like two buddies on a trip.")
And so we went. While on the bus to Cubao (where the Victory Liner terminal was), Glen mentioned an obscure nice place in the boonies in Zambales. I said, "Is it quiet?" When he said that the last pair of lovapalosers we'll see on the way there might be the ones in Subic (and that was a long way from Iba), I did what I don't usually do: I changed plans on the fly.
Two buses (Cubao to Olongapo, Olongapo to Iba) and a trike later, we were at V and V Resort. After a quick chat with the caretaker, we chose which room to stay in and spent the rest of the afternoon sitting on the beach, staring at the ocean.
It was heaven. It was quiet, there we were the only guests staying at the resort, the stretch of beach was clear save for a couple of dogs. It's perfect if you need to do a little soul searching and stuff like that. Oh, and it's dirt cheap. I spent: 165+90+100+40+1000+75+100+50= 1620 (more or less). That's for three days and two nights in an airconditioned room with two beds.
I feel so relaxed and happy right now.
And I'm definitely going back. XD
Mabie didn't come with me on the trip (one word: Belinda) while Ahorney didn't say whether he was going to come with or not (so we left him). That left me with Glen, which was perfectly fine since he's a nice guy and I felt I wouldn't be bored (plus, I thought, "It's going to be like two buddies on a trip.")
And so we went. While on the bus to Cubao (where the Victory Liner terminal was), Glen mentioned an obscure nice place in the boonies in Zambales. I said, "Is it quiet?" When he said that the last pair of lovapalosers we'll see on the way there might be the ones in Subic (and that was a long way from Iba), I did what I don't usually do: I changed plans on the fly.
Two buses (Cubao to Olongapo, Olongapo to Iba) and a trike later, we were at V and V Resort. After a quick chat with the caretaker, we chose which room to stay in and spent the rest of the afternoon sitting on the beach, staring at the ocean.
It was heaven. It was quiet, there we were the only guests staying at the resort, the stretch of beach was clear save for a couple of dogs. It's perfect if you need to do a little soul searching and stuff like that. Oh, and it's dirt cheap. I spent: 165+90+100+40+1000+75+100+50= 1620 (more or less). That's for three days and two nights in an airconditioned room with two beds.
I feel so relaxed and happy right now.
And I'm definitely going back. XD
Sunday, February 10, 2008
The Quest for the Fireless Inferno
Eversince I read about the Fireless Inferno in one of Jessica Zafra's Twisted books (nano_speaks stop gagging), I've dreamed of perusing a copy of the mythical book of epic proportions, or a copy of its as-mythical sequel, the Waterless Ocean. How can I let this book illude my grasp? It is EPIC, I tell you.
"The real crocodile lives in river and then you as a crocodile lives in land...Once they were caught...with prolonged staying on land without water...he would be dying...and that is exactly what will happen to you now!"
"You mean, you'll kill me?" Benjamin nervously queried.
"That's really what we will do...sorry, but we need your life!"
"If then...do it now!"
"Nay...still perchance?" Luis answered.
"Perchance? What perchance? Do you give me another chance?" He asked half afeard.
(You can check out more snippets of the Fireless Inferno by Arnel Salgado here. See if I lie about the book being EPIC.)
Now I am taking a longish vacation from work, I've decided to devote this time - no, not in finding other work - to start my Quest. Yes, that needs to be capitalized. Epic journeys such as this don't only need to be dubbed with titles, they need to be capitalized too! I dub this Quest as The Quest for the Fireless Inferno. *mad laughter, thunder, lightning*
This can also be called the Lovapaloser Trip Number xxx, but TQthFI has a better ring to it, yes?
In this que- sorry, Quest, I shall be accompanied by Glen (the wisecracking one), and maybe Ahorney (otherwise known as RyanC) and Mabie (navigationally impaired). Yes, with the help of this party I shall soon have my book!
Whew. And yeah, I'll try not to bump into red-eyed ladies in white while I'm at it. Wish me luck. And if I fail this time, I shall come back for the second leg (like the Crusades, this Quest will have a part 2 and so on if need be). Will you come with me?
"The real crocodile lives in river and then you as a crocodile lives in land...Once they were caught...with prolonged staying on land without water...he would be dying...and that is exactly what will happen to you now!"
"You mean, you'll kill me?" Benjamin nervously queried.
"That's really what we will do...sorry, but we need your life!"
"If then...do it now!"
"Nay...still perchance?" Luis answered.
"Perchance? What perchance? Do you give me another chance?" He asked half afeard.
(You can check out more snippets of the Fireless Inferno by Arnel Salgado here. See if I lie about the book being EPIC.)
Now I am taking a longish vacation from work, I've decided to devote this time - no, not in finding other work - to start my Quest. Yes, that needs to be capitalized. Epic journeys such as this don't only need to be dubbed with titles, they need to be capitalized too! I dub this Quest as The Quest for the Fireless Inferno. *mad laughter, thunder, lightning*
This can also be called the Lovapaloser Trip Number xxx, but TQthFI has a better ring to it, yes?
In this que- sorry, Quest, I shall be accompanied by Glen (the wisecracking one), and maybe Ahorney (otherwise known as RyanC) and Mabie (navigationally impaired). Yes, with the help of this party I shall soon have my book!
Whew. And yeah, I'll try not to bump into red-eyed ladies in white while I'm at it. Wish me luck. And if I fail this time, I shall come back for the second leg (like the Crusades, this Quest will have a part 2 and so on if need be). Will you come with me?
updates
I was home for my off a couple of days ago and got some good news: one of my friends, Kat is pregnant. Yay! I'll be ninang for the first time in July.
And while i was home, i rummaged around the house for books. I found something that i should have burned a long time ago. Yes, an old journal. (Dammit.) Anyway, i cringed a lot while reading through it, though i found some gems for this time of year: The Old Man and the Sea, The Frog in the Well, poofy eyes, the wonderful healing powers of happy food, friends, and sappy movies. Lovapaloser!
Yeah.
At the office earlier, I went into senti music mode, a.k.a. Lovapaloser playlist. I shared the love - and the pain - with my hapless shiftmates in SS. Here are just some of the songs:
And while i was home, i rummaged around the house for books. I found something that i should have burned a long time ago. Yes, an old journal. (Dammit.) Anyway, i cringed a lot while reading through it, though i found some gems for this time of year: The Old Man and the Sea, The Frog in the Well, poofy eyes, the wonderful healing powers of happy food, friends, and sappy movies. Lovapaloser!
Yeah.
Anyway, since I really don't want to everybody to suffer my sappiness, i'll hide the stuff in a cut.
The Old Man and the Sea. Remember the story? One old guy, one giant fish. The old guy refuses to the let go of the fish and ends up with, well, fish bones. I guess we're all stubborn like that once in a while (others, all the time). Out of the gazillion fish in the sea, you want one particular one. While this is the ideal thing (one fish is to one fish), it becomes a problem when the act of catching is not mutual. That's when being stubborn becomes real bad. You can stay stubborn, but of course, this has a danger of bringing about bouts of ulcer and copious tears (mostly of frustration).
Ergo: Small boat + one flimsy fish pole + giant fish that doesn't want to get caught + sharks = bad idea
The Frog in the Well. Know the riddle? The one where the frog falls into a 50-foot well. It manages to climb 3 feet a day but backslides 2 feet every night. (The riddle - or the math problem - is "after how many days will the from manage to get out of the said pit?") I guess the lesson there is more on the other type of stubborness (the leaving type) and the tendency to backslide. Checking the journal in question, I backslid xx number of times after going cold turkey. Not something to be proud of.
3 feet a day - 2 feet a night = 47 days, ergo: you'll get out. Eventually.
And something I should add. Pink Elephants = bad. Very bad.
The Old Man and the Sea. Remember the story? One old guy, one giant fish. The old guy refuses to the let go of the fish and ends up with, well, fish bones. I guess we're all stubborn like that once in a while (others, all the time). Out of the gazillion fish in the sea, you want one particular one. While this is the ideal thing (one fish is to one fish), it becomes a problem when the act of catching is not mutual. That's when being stubborn becomes real bad. You can stay stubborn, but of course, this has a danger of bringing about bouts of ulcer and copious tears (mostly of frustration).
Ergo: Small boat + one flimsy fish pole + giant fish that doesn't want to get caught + sharks = bad idea
The Frog in the Well. Know the riddle? The one where the frog falls into a 50-foot well. It manages to climb 3 feet a day but backslides 2 feet every night. (The riddle - or the math problem - is "after how many days will the from manage to get out of the said pit?") I guess the lesson there is more on the other type of stubborness (the leaving type) and the tendency to backslide. Checking the journal in question, I backslid xx number of times after going cold turkey. Not something to be proud of.
3 feet a day - 2 feet a night = 47 days, ergo: you'll get out. Eventually.
And something I should add. Pink Elephants = bad. Very bad.
At the office earlier, I went into senti music mode, a.k.a. Lovapaloser playlist. I shared the love - and the pain - with my hapless shiftmates in SS. Here are just some of the songs:
- Remember Me This Way (memories of gap toothed Devon Sawa and Christina Ricci)
- Valentine
- The Gift
- I'll Be
- Ted Hannah (para kang kape T___T)
- Akala Mo Lang (sing it with me: di kita mahal, akala mo lang...)
- Unchained Melody ( :| i can't even remember when i last heard this before today)
- Beauty and Madness (i think a part of me died there.)
- The Scientist
- Crazy For You (yep, the Madonna version)
- My Heart Will Go On (I swear, i'm going to kill BamBam one of these days)
- 214
- Your Love (oo, yun sa Alamid)
Sunday, February 3, 2008
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Ahh, the soothing pill that is SS. I've been having ulcers and insomnia attacks the past few days (therefore crankiness in the morning is a norm nowadays) but SS has never failed to cheer me up. Read at your own peril. It's a testament to my geekiness, and the power of sarcasm.
[06:48:24] <Chewie> Noooo onnne
[06:48:33] <Chewie> Thick as Anton
[06:48:38] <Chewie> No one's sick as Anton
[06:48:45] <Sally> XD
[06:48:54] <Chewie> No one's expertise in arnis is extreme like Anton's
[06:49:04] <Chewie> And every inch of him is covered in HAIR
[06:49:45] *** Steven Seagal has joined the room as a participant
[06:50:35] <Chewie> The sins of the past haunt us in the present
[06:50:58] <Chewie> Like yesterday's mexican food. Lots of beans in burritos. OLE
[06:51:11] <Chichar> Steven Seagal, can you ACT??!?!!?!?!!??
[06:51:19] <Chichar> Didn't think so.
[06:52:42] <Sally> My blissful vacation-hangovered mind is now shot. Hello, chaotic chat D:
[06:53:05] <Chewie> Oh crap, it's Steven Seagal
[06:53:31] *** Chewie is now known as Jean Claude Van Damme
[06:53:45] <Jean Claude Van Damme> I kick your ass. I am mussels from brussels
[06:53:58] *** Chichar is now known as Jackie Chan
[06:54:07] <Jackie Chan> I'ma go MYSELF on yo ass.
[06:54:12] <Jean Claude Van Damme> You're breaking the chain
[06:54:23] <Jean Claude Van Damme> It's supposed to be mediocre martial-arts actors
[06:54:36] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Jackie Chan is still decent
[06:54:48] <Jackie Chan> I am JACKIE CHAN
[06:54:50] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Wait
[06:54:54] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Oh yeah.
[06:55:03] <Jackie Chan> Oh wait.
[06:55:08] <Jackie Chan> The god
[06:55:12] *** Jackie Chan is now known as Chuck Norris
[06:55:17] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Jet Li ka na lang--
[06:55:18] <Chuck Norris> Now we're talking
[06:55:19] <Jean Claude Van Damme> HOLY CRAP
[06:57:17] *** Chuck Norris is now known as Dolf Lundgren
[06:57:20] <Dolf Lundgren> Tama ba spelling?
[06:58:01] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Di ko na yan kilala
[06:58:05] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Sobrang obscure na
[06:58:23] <Sally> wrong spelling. Dolph :/
[06:58:36] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Dolfy
[06:58:38] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Hahahahaha
[06:59:03] <Sally> I can remember since his bad sex scene still jars my mind even if I saw it when I was just a toddler
[06:59:26] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Yung sa...er, Starship Troopers?
[06:59:37] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Yun ba?
[06:59:39] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Di ko na alam
[06:59:43] <Sally> er, no. Some crappy B-movie action flick.
[06:59:56] <knuckles> wala sya sa starship troopers
[07:00:07] <knuckles> si casper van dien yun
[07:00:10] <knuckles> :P
[07:00:30] <Sally> XD
[07:00:33] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Ahh oo nga
[07:00:38] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Well they look the freaking same I think
[07:00:43] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Or not
[07:00:45] <Jean Claude Van Damme> BAAH
[07:01:41] <knuckles> hahahaha
[07:01:43] <knuckles> yeah
[07:01:49] <knuckles> i'll be the HULK
[07:01:56] <knuckles> see if you can beat this
[07:02:06] *** knuckles is now known as Luke Ferrigno
[07:02:11] <Luke Ferrigno> bwahahahahaha
[07:02:23] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Aba aba
[07:02:26] *** Jean Claude Van Damme is now known as Adam West
[07:02:34] <Luke Ferrigno> ay sorry
[07:02:39] <Luke Ferrigno> Lou pala
[07:02:44] <Adam West> I'm the goddamn batman
[07:02:52] *** Luke Ferrigno is now known as Lou Ferrigno
[07:02:52] <Adam West> I'm writing in the bat-blog
[07:03:01] <Adam West> On my bat-computer
[07:03:09] <Lou Ferrigno> i'm bad and green and angry
[07:03:22] <Lou Ferrigno> and i have elastic trousers
[07:04:31] <Adam West> Well I have all sorts of bat-merchandise
[07:05:36] <Lou Ferrigno> you're just a rich bastard who likes hanging out with underage boys
[07:05:40] <Lou Ferrigno> :D
[07:06:24] <Adam West> WHAT
[07:06:45] <Adam West> Robin is...my partner! He wears the tights because it's a combat necessity.
[07:11:23] <Lou Ferrigno> steven seagal!
[07:12:00] <Sally> oh right guys
[07:12:42] <Dolf Lundgren> Adam West?
[07:12:48] <Sally> I have some obligatory post-vacation office offering for you guys, and its in the fridge
[07:12:49] <Adam West> Bow down
[07:12:55] <Adam West> 'Tis is greatness
[07:13:00] <Sally> just check em out o.o/
[07:13:09] <Adam West> Yeah, Sally bought us a large bunch of morons
[07:13:17] <Sally> uhm
[07:13:19] <Adam West> MORONS FROM LEYTE
[07:13:26] <Dolf Lundgren> MORONS ARE TASTY
[07:13:32] <Dolf Lundgren> DUMB BUT TASTY
[07:13:37] <Adam West> MMMM MMMMM BITCH
[07:13:44] <Adam West> It is bat-licious
[07:13:46] <Dolf Lundgren> MORONS AREN'T BITCHES
[07:13:52] <Sally> moron is pronounced with the stress on the last syllable D:
[07:13:56] <Dolf Lundgren> THEY'RE TOO MORONIC TO BITCH
[07:13:56] <Adam West> Morons~
[07:14:01] <Sally> ;-;
[07:14:53] <Sally> so yeah, just go grab a personal moron or two from the fridge. They're in a paper bag :3
[07:15:18] <Adam West> Bagged morons
[07:15:22] <Sally> XD
[07:16:37] <Dolf Lundgren> Morons in a bag
[07:16:46] <Dolf Lundgren> Whatever will they think of next?
[07:16:53] *** Dolf Lundgren is now known as Michael Pachter
[07:17:09] <Michael Pachter> I believe Morons will be the next best thing to Halo
[07:17:50] <Adam West> AY AY
[07:18:00] <Adam West> Sino yung other analyst bitch
[07:18:01] <Adam West> Ah well
[07:18:24] *** Adam West is now known as Mark Rein
[07:18:28] <Michael Pachter> Err...
[07:18:41] <Mark Rein> Unreal Tournament 3 will make you its bitch. Suck it down.
[07:18:49] <Michael Pachter> NO
[07:19:03] <Michael Pachter> Unreal Tournament 3 sales have been going down since day 1
[07:19:14] <Michael Pachter> NPD says Day 1 is your bitch now.
[07:19:58] <Michael Pachter> Oh and I love booth babes.
[07:20:24] <Mark Rein> In Unreal Tournament 4's Day 1, we will have no booth babes
[07:20:29] <Mark Rein> But BOOTH DUDES
[07:20:37] <Mark Rein> With firm, well-oiled buttocks
[07:21:05] <Michael Pachter> Oh gawd. Rein well oiled
[07:21:07] <Michael Pachter> Hmmm
[07:21:21] <Michael Pachter> I think Epic Games fiscal year performance will drop 200%
[07:21:40] <Mark Rein> Well thank you Mr Obvious
[07:21:41] <Michael Pachter> And concern for obesity will rise about the same.
[07:21:46] <Mark Rein> You like to pull things out of your ass
[07:21:58] <Michael Pachter> 2008, year of the Fat Rat.
[07:22:05] <Mark Rein> Heh, at least I'm not as pudgy as that Gabe Newell dickface
[07:22:19] <Michael Pachter> My ass is okay with it. As your investors should with your ass.
[07:22:34] <Michael Pachter> Gabe Newell doesn't seem to like PS3 much
[07:22:38] <Mark Rein> The guy eats his own weight in cake
[07:22:44] <Mark Rein> THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S AGAINST THE NEXT GEN
[07:22:46] <Mark Rein> THE NEXT GEN
[07:22:48] <Michael Pachter> I have an affection for PS3.
[07:22:55] <Michael Pachter> But I dare not say directly
[07:23:01] <Mark Rein> PS3 Fanboy
[07:23:04] <Michael Pachter> BEcause I am an unbiased analyst
[07:23:05] <Mark Rein> ENJOY YOUR BLUE RAY PLAYER
[07:24:13] <Lou Ferrigno> teka, i am hungry
[07:24:27] <Mark Rein> Tawag na tawag na
[07:24:33] <Lou Ferrigno> and if this hunger overcomes me, i shall turn green
[07:24:37] <Lou Ferrigno> quite literally
[07:24:44] <Mark Rein> We don't like you when you're hungry
[07:25:11] <Lou Ferrigno> and then you'll see me flail my arms and groan a lot
[07:25:16] *** Michael Pachter is now known as John Riccitiello
[07:25:23] <John Riccitiello> We're going to make more WII games
[07:25:31] <Mark Rein> Oh screw you
[07:25:37] <John Riccitiello> But they'll be multiplatform
[07:25:38] <Mark Rein> PS3 IS NEXT GEN
[07:25:46] <John Riccitiello> And microtransaction friendly
[07:25:50] <John Riccitiello> Because we're EA
[07:25:58] <John Riccitiello> And we're Wii'd it.
[07:26:13] *** Mark Rein is now known as Satoru Iwata
[07:26:23] <Satoru Iwata> Hello! I'm sorry we delayed Brawl for the Americas!
[07:26:25] <Satoru Iwata> (laughs)
[07:26:35] <John Riccitiello> LOL!
[07:26:53] <John Riccitiello> We delayed Battlefield Bad Company
[07:27:02] <Satoru Iwata> I hope you would still buy it and enjoy it, as we worked Sakurai's ass hard for it!
[07:27:05] <John Riccitiello> But Burnout Paradise is doing well
[07:27:07] <Satoru Iwata> Worked it long, and worked it hard!
[07:27:08] <John Riccitiello> Yes indeed.
[07:27:09] <Satoru Iwata> (chortles)
[07:28:20] <Satoru Iwata> SOMEBODY CALL CHOWKING ALREADY
[07:28:48] <John Riccitiello> I think Steven Seagal can do it.
[07:28:55] <John Riccitiello> The voice is perfect.
[07:29:05] <John Riccitiello> And I don't do phone calls
[07:29:18] <John Riccitiello> That's what a secretary is for
[07:29:30] <Satoru Iwata> Okay
[07:29:46] <Satoru Iwata> Somebody get the over-the-hill gaijin to call the fucking Chinese Takeout joint already
[07:29:53] <Satoru Iwata> Oh, and I hope you enjoy Brawl!
[07:29:54] <Satoru Iwata> (laughs)
[07:35:58] <Satoru Iwata> I just ordered for you gaijin barbarians. I hope you're happy making the superior race here play Phone Monkey again.
[07:36:09] <Satoru Iwata> Please purchase Brawl and enjoy it to your heart's content!
[07:36:11] <Satoru Iwata> (laughs)
[07:38:18] <Lou Ferrigno> LOL
[07:40:02] *** Lou Ferrigno is now known as Hiroshi Yamauchi
[07:41:20] <Satoru Iwata> Ay astig si Ultimate Warrior
[07:41:27] <Hiroshi Yamauchi> suck on my tiny yellow balls
[07:41:30] <Satoru Iwata> I BREATHE THE AIR OF COMBAT
[07:41:45] <Satoru Iwata> Wala, talo na ako
[07:41:50] <Satoru Iwata> (laughs)
[07:44:54] <Hiroshi Yamauchi> (laughs) Sony sucks
[07:44:59] <Hiroshi Yamauchi> PSP sucks
[07:45:06] <Satoru Iwata> It looks like a penis, yes, Hiroshi-san.
[07:45:10] <Hiroshi Yamauchi> Mr. Ballmer sucks
[07:45:18] <Hiroshi Yamauchi> (laughs)
[07:46:14] <Hiroshi Yamauchi> hai, and they should all suck our Wiis because our DS prints money!
[07:46:36] <Satoru Iwata> A lot of money!
[07:46:38] <Satoru Iwata> (laughs)
[08:07:15] <Steven Seagal> :D
[08:07:19] <Steven Seagal> byebye
[08:19:02] <Hiroshi Yamauchi> steven seagal has left the building
[08:41:47] <John Riccitiello> "Jim Ward gets Gerstmann'ed"
[08:41:48] <John Riccitiello> LOL
[08:41:56] *** John Riccitiello is now known as Jeff Gerstmann
[08:41:59] <Jeff Gerstmann> I'm a BRAND now
[08:42:08] <Jeff Gerstmann> Synonymous to fired
[08:42:18] <Jeff Gerstmann> Or dishonorably discharged
[09:25:12] *** Hiroshi Yamauchi is now known as knuckles
[10:11:36] <Jim Ward> I got kicked out of LucasArts.
[10:11:58] <Jeff Gerstmann> Cry me a river. I got locked out of my GameSpot office.
[10:12:09] <Jeff Gerstmann> And got my ass kicked by CNET
[10:12:15] <Jim Ward> That's because you were too honest with Kane & Lynch
[10:12:15] <Jeff Gerstmann> Screw em all I say
[10:12:18] <Jim Ward> You could have just said
[10:12:30] <Jim Ward> "This game is MEH" and left it at that.
[10:12:41] <Jeff Gerstmann> Kane and Lynch. What a load of Eidos digested bovine droppings.
[10:12:58] <Jim Ward> MEH
[10:13:54] *** Jim Ward is now known as Ricardo Torres
[10:13:58] <Ricardo Torres> Hey, Jeff.
[10:14:05] <Ricardo Torres> Guess who just got your office with a view?
[10:14:07] <Ricardo Torres> That's right, me.
[10:14:09] <Ricardo Torres> Suck it, bitch.
[10:14:15] <Ricardo Torres> Suck it long, and suck it hard.
[10:14:20] *Jeff Gerstmann gags.
[10:14:29] <knuckles> /wrists
[10:15:36] *** Jeff Gerstmann is now known as Cooper Lawrence
[10:15:53] <Cooper Lawrence> Jeff misspoke about Kane and Lynch
[10:16:12] <Ricardo Torres> Maybe if he didn't use UGLY too many damn times.
[10:16:27] *** Ricardo Torres is now known as Masahiro Sakurai
[10:16:41] <Cooper Lawrence> But I don't see how that's possible
[10:16:46] <Masahiro Sakurai> GameSpot is a bunch of gaijins. They will give Brawl an 8.8 because I have not paid them enough.
[10:16:49] <Masahiro Sakurai> (laughs)
[10:16:49] <Cooper Lawrence> There's no sex involved
[10:17:37] <Masahiro Sakurai> SHOOOSH-SHOOOSH-SHOOOSH! Blow it out of your asses, Gamespot cheeseburger-inhaling gaijins!
[10:18:05] <Masahiro Sakurai> Hahahaha
[10:18:16] *** Chichar is now known as Marvin Gaye
[10:18:32] <Marvin Gaye> Seems to me that GameSpot just needs some healing
[10:18:38] <Marvin Gaye> SEXUAL HEALING
[10:18:45] <Marvin Gaye> Hit it boys
[10:18:58] <Masahiro Sakurai> Lol.
[10:19:05] <Masahiro Sakurai> Er, I meant...
[10:19:06] <Masahiro Sakurai> (laughs)
[10:19:40] *knuckles slaps Sakurai and Gaye with giant trouts
[10:21:38] *** Marvin Gaye is now known as Jack HumpsOne.
[10:22:00] <Jack HumpsOne.> Hi. I'm Jack HumpsOne, Attorney at Law.
[10:23:44] <Masahiro Sakurai> Make like the honorable bonsai tree and FUCKING KILL YOURSELF.
[10:23:46] <Masahiro Sakurai> (laughs)
[10:24:12] <Jack HumpsOne.> Me? A Bonsai Tree?
[10:24:21] <Jack HumpsOne.> That's new. They always called me the retard.
[10:25:37] *knuckles shakes head
[10:27:54] *** Jack HumpsOne. is now known as Howard Stringer
[10:28:03] <Howard Stringer> The PS3 will last for ten years.
[10:28:32] <Howard Stringer> I probably will not live that long, but yeah, the PS3 will last a decade.
[10:30:03] <knuckles> LOL
[10:35:46] <Masahiro Sakurai> (laughs)
[10:47:57] <Howard Stringer> "College of St. Benilde preps for game development course"
[10:48:29] <Howard Stringer> We shall send PS3 units to that school for proper education in programming for a true next gen console
[10:48:31] <knuckles> excuse me?
[10:49:01] <knuckles> now more dumb rich bastards are going to enroll there
[10:49:01] <Masahiro Sakurai> EXCUUUUUUUUUSE ME!
[10:49:06] <Masahiro Sakurai> (laughs)
[10:49:20] <Masahiro Sakurai> True next gen console my ass!
[10:49:26] <Howard Stringer> (off mic) Where's that school? Philippines? Where's that? What's Bora Bora? Oh that Philippines!
[10:49:51] <Masahiro Sakurai> College of St. Benilde...hahahaha. Like there's anyone creative there.
[10:50:04] <Masahiro Sakurai> "DUUUUDE, I'LL MAKE A GAME....WITH BOOOBS"
[10:50:24] <Masahiro Sakurai> What a bunch of 'tards! Seriously. The Wii is the obvious, economical choice.
[10:50:26] <Masahiro Sakurai> (laughs)
[10:52:30] <Howard Stringer> (off mic) Ahem. You forgot to laugh.
[10:53:31] <Masahiro Sakurai> (off mic) Stupid gaijin, I'll laugh when I very well want to.
[10:53:40] <Masahiro Sakurai> (laughs)
[10:54:05] <Masahiro Sakurai> Heh.
[10:55:55] <Masahiro Sakurai> No, my sister did.
[10:55:59] <Masahiro Sakurai> And I despise her for it.
[10:56:11] <knuckles> LOL
[10:56:32] <Masahiro Sakurai> In fact, I'm waiting for her to grab a steak knife and commit harakiri for such a dishonorable pockmark on our honored family history!
[10:56:34] <Masahiro Sakurai> (laughs)
[10:56:57] <knuckles> i can lend her my tanto if she wants
[10:57:00] <knuckles> :D
[10:57:51] <Masahiro Sakurai> It was like...135K per year in that fucking moneysink of a school?
[11:02:01] <Howard Stringer> 135k per year? (off mic) Is that in dollars? Pesos? What's that?
[11:04:13] <knuckles> grabe
[11:04:17] <Masahiro Sakurai> (off mic) It's in pesetas, you ignorant gaijin.
[11:04:39] <Masahiro Sakurai> What's worse is that she failed Accounting, and switched to Finance.
[11:04:59] <knuckles> awgawd
[11:05:03] <Masahiro Sakurai> This is why I'm hoping Brawl would sell, so I will be able to pay off her absurd college debts.
[11:05:05] <Masahiro Sakurai> (laughs)
[11:05:11] <knuckles> let's not talk about commerce courses please
[11:06:49] *** Howard Stringer is now known as Words of Wisdom
[11:06:55] *Words of Wisdom says" When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now older and wiser and just looking for a girl with big tits and shaved ..."
[11:09:59] <Masahiro Sakurai> Shaved mustache?
[11:10:04] <Masahiro Sakurai> (laughs)
[11:10:27] <Masahiro Sakurai> Ah, but over in my country, body hair is a mark of maturity and sensuality.
[11:10:48] <Masahiro Sakurai> You americans only care about large mammaries and blonde hair. Barbarians.
[11:11:54] <Masahiro Sakurai> I hope that one day you realize your pitiful standards only confine you to fantasizing about Anna Nicole Smith. I will watch your civilization slowly destroy itself from my megatower built from the bones of young american children who bought Brawl and died due to its greatness.
[11:12:12] <Masahiro Sakurai> (laughs)
[11:22:38] <knuckles> LOL
[06:48:24] <Chewie> Noooo onnne
[06:48:33] <Chewie> Thick as Anton
[06:48:38] <Chewie> No one's sick as Anton
[06:48:45] <Sally> XD
[06:48:54] <Chewie> No one's expertise in arnis is extreme like Anton's
[06:49:04] <Chewie> And every inch of him is covered in HAIR
[06:49:45] *** Steven Seagal has joined the room as a participant
[06:50:35] <Chewie> The sins of the past haunt us in the present
[06:50:58] <Chewie> Like yesterday's mexican food. Lots of beans in burritos. OLE
[06:51:11] <Chichar> Steven Seagal, can you ACT??!?!!?!?!!??
[06:51:19] <Chichar> Didn't think so.
[06:52:42] <Sally> My blissful vacation-hangovered mind is now shot. Hello, chaotic chat D:
[06:53:05] <Chewie> Oh crap, it's Steven Seagal
[06:53:31] *** Chewie is now known as Jean Claude Van Damme
[06:53:45] <Jean Claude Van Damme> I kick your ass. I am mussels from brussels
[06:53:58] *** Chichar is now known as Jackie Chan
[06:54:07] <Jackie Chan> I'ma go MYSELF on yo ass.
[06:54:12] <Jean Claude Van Damme> You're breaking the chain
[06:54:23] <Jean Claude Van Damme> It's supposed to be mediocre martial-arts actors
[06:54:36] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Jackie Chan is still decent
[06:54:48] <Jackie Chan> I am JACKIE CHAN
[06:54:50] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Wait
[06:54:54] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Oh yeah.
[06:55:03] <Jackie Chan> Oh wait.
[06:55:08] <Jackie Chan> The god
[06:55:12] *** Jackie Chan is now known as Chuck Norris
[06:55:17] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Jet Li ka na lang--
[06:55:18] <Chuck Norris> Now we're talking
[06:55:19] <Jean Claude Van Damme> HOLY CRAP
[06:57:17] *** Chuck Norris is now known as Dolf Lundgren
[06:57:20] <Dolf Lundgren> Tama ba spelling?
[06:58:01] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Di ko na yan kilala
[06:58:05] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Sobrang obscure na
[06:58:23] <Sally> wrong spelling. Dolph :/
[06:58:36] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Dolfy
[06:58:38] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Hahahahaha
[06:59:03] <Sally> I can remember since his bad sex scene still jars my mind even if I saw it when I was just a toddler
[06:59:26] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Yung sa...er, Starship Troopers?
[06:59:37] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Yun ba?
[06:59:39] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Di ko na alam
[06:59:43] <Sally> er, no. Some crappy B-movie action flick.
[06:59:56] <knuckles> wala sya sa starship troopers
[07:00:07] <knuckles> si casper van dien yun
[07:00:10] <knuckles> :P
[07:00:30] <Sally> XD
[07:00:33] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Ahh oo nga
[07:00:38] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Well they look the freaking same I think
[07:00:43] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Or not
[07:00:45] <Jean Claude Van Damme> BAAH
[07:01:41] <knuckles> hahahaha
[07:01:43] <knuckles> yeah
[07:01:49] <knuckles> i'll be the HULK
[07:01:56] <knuckles> see if you can beat this
[07:02:06] *** knuckles is now known as Luke Ferrigno
[07:02:11] <Luke Ferrigno> bwahahahahaha
[07:02:23] <Jean Claude Van Damme> Aba aba
[07:02:26] *** Jean Claude Van Damme is now known as Adam West
[07:02:34] <Luke Ferrigno> ay sorry
[07:02:39] <Luke Ferrigno> Lou pala
[07:02:44] <Adam West> I'm the goddamn batman
[07:02:52] *** Luke Ferrigno is now known as Lou Ferrigno
[07:02:52] <Adam West> I'm writing in the bat-blog
[07:03:01] <Adam West> On my bat-computer
[07:03:09] <Lou Ferrigno> i'm bad and green and angry
[07:03:22] <Lou Ferrigno> and i have elastic trousers
[07:04:31] <Adam West> Well I have all sorts of bat-merchandise
[07:05:36] <Lou Ferrigno> you're just a rich bastard who likes hanging out with underage boys
[07:05:40] <Lou Ferrigno> :D
[07:06:24] <Adam West> WHAT
[07:06:45] <Adam West> Robin is...my partner! He wears the tights because it's a combat necessity.
[07:11:23] <Lou Ferrigno> steven seagal!
[07:12:00] <Sally> oh right guys
[07:12:42] <Dolf Lundgren> Adam West?
[07:12:48] <Sally> I have some obligatory post-vacation office offering for you guys, and its in the fridge
[07:12:49] <Adam West> Bow down
[07:12:55] <Adam West> 'Tis is greatness
[07:13:00] <Sally> just check em out o.o/
[07:13:09] <Adam West> Yeah, Sally bought us a large bunch of morons
[07:13:17] <Sally> uhm
[07:13:19] <Adam West> MORONS FROM LEYTE
[07:13:26] <Dolf Lundgren> MORONS ARE TASTY
[07:13:32] <Dolf Lundgren> DUMB BUT TASTY
[07:13:37] <Adam West> MMMM MMMMM BITCH
[07:13:44] <Adam West> It is bat-licious
[07:13:46] <Dolf Lundgren> MORONS AREN'T BITCHES
[07:13:52] <Sally> moron is pronounced with the stress on the last syllable D:
[07:13:56] <Dolf Lundgren> THEY'RE TOO MORONIC TO BITCH
[07:13:56] <Adam West> Morons~
[07:14:01] <Sally> ;-;
[07:14:53] <Sally> so yeah, just go grab a personal moron or two from the fridge. They're in a paper bag :3
[07:15:18] <Adam West> Bagged morons
[07:15:22] <Sally> XD
[07:16:37] <Dolf Lundgren> Morons in a bag
[07:16:46] <Dolf Lundgren> Whatever will they think of next?
[07:16:53] *** Dolf Lundgren is now known as Michael Pachter
[07:17:09] <Michael Pachter> I believe Morons will be the next best thing to Halo
[07:17:50] <Adam West> AY AY
[07:18:00] <Adam West> Sino yung other analyst bitch
[07:18:01] <Adam West> Ah well
[07:18:24] *** Adam West is now known as Mark Rein
[07:18:28] <Michael Pachter> Err...
[07:18:41] <Mark Rein> Unreal Tournament 3 will make you its bitch. Suck it down.
[07:18:49] <Michael Pachter> NO
[07:19:03] <Michael Pachter> Unreal Tournament 3 sales have been going down since day 1
[07:19:14] <Michael Pachter> NPD says Day 1 is your bitch now.
[07:19:58] <Michael Pachter> Oh and I love booth babes.
[07:20:24] <Mark Rein> In Unreal Tournament 4's Day 1, we will have no booth babes
[07:20:29] <Mark Rein> But BOOTH DUDES
[07:20:37] <Mark Rein> With firm, well-oiled buttocks
[07:21:05] <Michael Pachter> Oh gawd. Rein well oiled
[07:21:07] <Michael Pachter> Hmmm
[07:21:21] <Michael Pachter> I think Epic Games fiscal year performance will drop 200%
[07:21:40] <Mark Rein> Well thank you Mr Obvious
[07:21:41] <Michael Pachter> And concern for obesity will rise about the same.
[07:21:46] <Mark Rein> You like to pull things out of your ass
[07:21:58] <Michael Pachter> 2008, year of the Fat Rat.
[07:22:05] <Mark Rein> Heh, at least I'm not as pudgy as that Gabe Newell dickface
[07:22:19] <Michael Pachter> My ass is okay with it. As your investors should with your ass.
[07:22:34] <Michael Pachter> Gabe Newell doesn't seem to like PS3 much
[07:22:38] <Mark Rein> The guy eats his own weight in cake
[07:22:44] <Mark Rein> THAT'S BECAUSE HE'S AGAINST THE NEXT GEN
[07:22:46] <Mark Rein> THE NEXT GEN
[07:22:48] <Michael Pachter> I have an affection for PS3.
[07:22:55] <Michael Pachter> But I dare not say directly
[07:23:01] <Mark Rein> PS3 Fanboy
[07:23:04] <Michael Pachter> BEcause I am an unbiased analyst
[07:23:05] <Mark Rein> ENJOY YOUR BLUE RAY PLAYER
[07:24:13] <Lou Ferrigno> teka, i am hungry
[07:24:27] <Mark Rein> Tawag na tawag na
[07:24:33] <Lou Ferrigno> and if this hunger overcomes me, i shall turn green
[07:24:37] <Lou Ferrigno> quite literally
[07:24:44] <Mark Rein> We don't like you when you're hungry
[07:25:11] <Lou Ferrigno> and then you'll see me flail my arms and groan a lot
[07:25:16] *** Michael Pachter is now known as John Riccitiello
[07:25:23] <John Riccitiello> We're going to make more WII games
[07:25:31] <Mark Rein> Oh screw you
[07:25:37] <John Riccitiello> But they'll be multiplatform
[07:25:38] <Mark Rein> PS3 IS NEXT GEN
[07:25:46] <John Riccitiello> And microtransaction friendly
[07:25:50] <John Riccitiello> Because we're EA
[07:25:58] <John Riccitiello> And we're Wii'd it.
[07:26:13] *** Mark Rein is now known as Satoru Iwata
[07:26:23] <Satoru Iwata> Hello! I'm sorry we delayed Brawl for the Americas!
[07:26:25] <Satoru Iwata> (laughs)
[07:26:35] <John Riccitiello> LOL!
[07:26:53] <John Riccitiello> We delayed Battlefield Bad Company
[07:27:02] <Satoru Iwata> I hope you would still buy it and enjoy it, as we worked Sakurai's ass hard for it!
[07:27:05] <John Riccitiello> But Burnout Paradise is doing well
[07:27:07] <Satoru Iwata> Worked it long, and worked it hard!
[07:27:08] <John Riccitiello> Yes indeed.
[07:27:09] <Satoru Iwata> (chortles)
[07:28:20] <Satoru Iwata> SOMEBODY CALL CHOWKING ALREADY
[07:28:48] <John Riccitiello> I think Steven Seagal can do it.
[07:28:55] <John Riccitiello> The voice is perfect.
[07:29:05] <John Riccitiello> And I don't do phone calls
[07:29:18] <John Riccitiello> That's what a secretary is for
[07:29:30] <Satoru Iwata> Okay
[07:29:46] <Satoru Iwata> Somebody get the over-the-hill gaijin to call the fucking Chinese Takeout joint already
[07:29:53] <Satoru Iwata> Oh, and I hope you enjoy Brawl!
[07:29:54] <Satoru Iwata> (laughs)
[07:35:58] <Satoru Iwata> I just ordered for you gaijin barbarians. I hope you're happy making the superior race here play Phone Monkey again.
[07:36:09] <Satoru Iwata> Please purchase Brawl and enjoy it to your heart's content!
[07:36:11] <Satoru Iwata> (laughs)
[07:38:18] <Lou Ferrigno> LOL
[07:40:02] *** Lou Ferrigno is now known as Hiroshi Yamauchi
[07:41:20] <Satoru Iwata> Ay astig si Ultimate Warrior
[07:41:27] <Hiroshi Yamauchi> suck on my tiny yellow balls
[07:41:30] <Satoru Iwata> I BREATHE THE AIR OF COMBAT
[07:41:45] <Satoru Iwata> Wala, talo na ako
[07:41:50] <Satoru Iwata> (laughs)
[07:44:54] <Hiroshi Yamauchi> (laughs) Sony sucks
[07:44:59] <Hiroshi Yamauchi> PSP sucks
[07:45:06] <Satoru Iwata> It looks like a penis, yes, Hiroshi-san.
[07:45:10] <Hiroshi Yamauchi> Mr. Ballmer sucks
[07:45:18] <Hiroshi Yamauchi> (laughs)
[07:46:14] <Hiroshi Yamauchi> hai, and they should all suck our Wiis because our DS prints money!
[07:46:36] <Satoru Iwata> A lot of money!
[07:46:38] <Satoru Iwata> (laughs)
[08:07:15] <Steven Seagal> :D
[08:07:19] <Steven Seagal> byebye
[08:19:02] <Hiroshi Yamauchi> steven seagal has left the building
[08:41:47] <John Riccitiello> "Jim Ward gets Gerstmann'ed"
[08:41:48] <John Riccitiello> LOL
[08:41:56] *** John Riccitiello is now known as Jeff Gerstmann
[08:41:59] <Jeff Gerstmann> I'm a BRAND now
[08:42:08] <Jeff Gerstmann> Synonymous to fired
[08:42:18] <Jeff Gerstmann> Or dishonorably discharged
[09:25:12] *** Hiroshi Yamauchi is now known as knuckles
[10:11:36] <Jim Ward> I got kicked out of LucasArts.
[10:11:58] <Jeff Gerstmann> Cry me a river. I got locked out of my GameSpot office.
[10:12:09] <Jeff Gerstmann> And got my ass kicked by CNET
[10:12:15] <Jim Ward> That's because you were too honest with Kane & Lynch
[10:12:15] <Jeff Gerstmann> Screw em all I say
[10:12:18] <Jim Ward> You could have just said
[10:12:30] <Jim Ward> "This game is MEH" and left it at that.
[10:12:41] <Jeff Gerstmann> Kane and Lynch. What a load of Eidos digested bovine droppings.
[10:12:58] <Jim Ward> MEH
[10:13:54] *** Jim Ward is now known as Ricardo Torres
[10:13:58] <Ricardo Torres> Hey, Jeff.
[10:14:05] <Ricardo Torres> Guess who just got your office with a view?
[10:14:07] <Ricardo Torres> That's right, me.
[10:14:09] <Ricardo Torres> Suck it, bitch.
[10:14:15] <Ricardo Torres> Suck it long, and suck it hard.
[10:14:20] *Jeff Gerstmann gags.
[10:14:29] <knuckles> /wrists
[10:15:36] *** Jeff Gerstmann is now known as Cooper Lawrence
[10:15:53] <Cooper Lawrence> Jeff misspoke about Kane and Lynch
[10:16:12] <Ricardo Torres> Maybe if he didn't use UGLY too many damn times.
[10:16:27] *** Ricardo Torres is now known as Masahiro Sakurai
[10:16:41] <Cooper Lawrence> But I don't see how that's possible
[10:16:46] <Masahiro Sakurai> GameSpot is a bunch of gaijins. They will give Brawl an 8.8 because I have not paid them enough.
[10:16:49] <Masahiro Sakurai> (laughs)
[10:16:49] <Cooper Lawrence> There's no sex involved
[10:17:37] <Masahiro Sakurai> SHOOOSH-SHOOOSH-SHOOOSH! Blow it out of your asses, Gamespot cheeseburger-inhaling gaijins!
[10:18:05] <Masahiro Sakurai> Hahahaha
[10:18:16] *** Chichar is now known as Marvin Gaye
[10:18:32] <Marvin Gaye> Seems to me that GameSpot just needs some healing
[10:18:38] <Marvin Gaye> SEXUAL HEALING
[10:18:45] <Marvin Gaye> Hit it boys
[10:18:58] <Masahiro Sakurai> Lol.
[10:19:05] <Masahiro Sakurai> Er, I meant...
[10:19:06] <Masahiro Sakurai> (laughs)
[10:19:40] *knuckles slaps Sakurai and Gaye with giant trouts
[10:21:38] *** Marvin Gaye is now known as Jack HumpsOne.
[10:22:00] <Jack HumpsOne.> Hi. I'm Jack HumpsOne, Attorney at Law.
[10:23:44] <Masahiro Sakurai> Make like the honorable bonsai tree and FUCKING KILL YOURSELF.
[10:23:46] <Masahiro Sakurai> (laughs)
[10:24:12] <Jack HumpsOne.> Me? A Bonsai Tree?
[10:24:21] <Jack HumpsOne.> That's new. They always called me the retard.
[10:25:37] *knuckles shakes head
[10:27:54] *** Jack HumpsOne. is now known as Howard Stringer
[10:28:03] <Howard Stringer> The PS3 will last for ten years.
[10:28:32] <Howard Stringer> I probably will not live that long, but yeah, the PS3 will last a decade.
[10:30:03] <knuckles> LOL
[10:35:46] <Masahiro Sakurai> (laughs)
[10:47:57] <Howard Stringer> "College of St. Benilde preps for game development course"
[10:48:29] <Howard Stringer> We shall send PS3 units to that school for proper education in programming for a true next gen console
[10:48:31] <knuckles> excuse me?
[10:49:01] <knuckles> now more dumb rich bastards are going to enroll there
[10:49:01] <Masahiro Sakurai> EXCUUUUUUUUUSE ME!
[10:49:06] <Masahiro Sakurai> (laughs)
[10:49:20] <Masahiro Sakurai> True next gen console my ass!
[10:49:26] <Howard Stringer> (off mic) Where's that school? Philippines? Where's that? What's Bora Bora? Oh that Philippines!
[10:49:51] <Masahiro Sakurai> College of St. Benilde...hahahaha. Like there's anyone creative there.
[10:50:04] <Masahiro Sakurai> "DUUUUDE, I'LL MAKE A GAME....WITH BOOOBS"
[10:50:24] <Masahiro Sakurai> What a bunch of 'tards! Seriously. The Wii is the obvious, economical choice.
[10:50:26] <Masahiro Sakurai> (laughs)
[10:52:30] <Howard Stringer> (off mic) Ahem. You forgot to laugh.
[10:53:31] <Masahiro Sakurai> (off mic) Stupid gaijin, I'll laugh when I very well want to.
[10:53:40] <Masahiro Sakurai> (laughs)
[10:54:05] <Masahiro Sakurai> Heh.
[10:55:55] <Masahiro Sakurai> No, my sister did.
[10:55:59] <Masahiro Sakurai> And I despise her for it.
[10:56:11] <knuckles> LOL
[10:56:32] <Masahiro Sakurai> In fact, I'm waiting for her to grab a steak knife and commit harakiri for such a dishonorable pockmark on our honored family history!
[10:56:34] <Masahiro Sakurai> (laughs)
[10:56:57] <knuckles> i can lend her my tanto if she wants
[10:57:00] <knuckles> :D
[10:57:51] <Masahiro Sakurai> It was like...135K per year in that fucking moneysink of a school?
[11:02:01] <Howard Stringer> 135k per year? (off mic) Is that in dollars? Pesos? What's that?
[11:04:13] <knuckles> grabe
[11:04:17] <Masahiro Sakurai> (off mic) It's in pesetas, you ignorant gaijin.
[11:04:39] <Masahiro Sakurai> What's worse is that she failed Accounting, and switched to Finance.
[11:04:59] <knuckles> awgawd
[11:05:03] <Masahiro Sakurai> This is why I'm hoping Brawl would sell, so I will be able to pay off her absurd college debts.
[11:05:05] <Masahiro Sakurai> (laughs)
[11:05:11] <knuckles> let's not talk about commerce courses please
[11:06:49] *** Howard Stringer is now known as Words of Wisdom
[11:06:55] *Words of Wisdom says" When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now older and wiser and just looking for a girl with big tits and shaved ..."
[11:09:59] <Masahiro Sakurai> Shaved mustache?
[11:10:04] <Masahiro Sakurai> (laughs)
[11:10:27] <Masahiro Sakurai> Ah, but over in my country, body hair is a mark of maturity and sensuality.
[11:10:48] <Masahiro Sakurai> You americans only care about large mammaries and blonde hair. Barbarians.
[11:11:54] <Masahiro Sakurai> I hope that one day you realize your pitiful standards only confine you to fantasizing about Anna Nicole Smith. I will watch your civilization slowly destroy itself from my megatower built from the bones of young american children who bought Brawl and died due to its greatness.
[11:12:12] <Masahiro Sakurai> (laughs)
[11:22:38] <knuckles> LOL
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