Another Crazy Epic Chatlog

Most days start out innocently enough, and then turn into a laugh-a-minute as soon as you fire up the web messenger. Today was bordering on boring actually (just finished SMT: Devil Survivor) and in between slamming my head on the wall for more comic scripts, I chatted with Mabie and Rica.

Mabie has a math problem.

Mabie: may stat problem ako
Mabie: T_T
Mabie: help
Rio: ano yan?
Mabie: okay.
Mabie: i have to do a report on the stats for qj traffic
Mabie: usually, what we do lang is to copy the numbers sa analytics diba?
Rio: i have no idea mabs
Rio: i never had to do that
Rio: pero i'm the one who handles numbers sa yuppie
Mabie: yes
Rio: anong meron?
Mabie: sorry i was distracted by mike here. the gay agent flirting for a customer
Mabie: T_T
Mabie: ser.yo.so.
Mabie: tambling.
Rio: wahahahhaha
Mabie: okay. focus. hocus pocus.




After a few minutes, math problems solved.

Mabie: i got it!
Mabie: i mean, the docs. getting the actual spreadsheet is another story
Mabie: ill get back to you on that
Mabie: haha
Rio: hahahha
Mabie: TENCHUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!
Mabie: LIBRE KITA ISAW THURSDAY!!!
Rio: hahahaha
Rio: no prob
Rio: alam ko namang naghyhyperventilate ka in front of numbers
Rio: hahaha
Mabie: hehehe
Mabie: pde ko na tong icopy  na lang to prettify?
Rio: hahaha
Rio: yeppers
Mabie: i still dont get it though haha
Mabie: you should explain it to me when we meet
Mabie: slowly.
Mabie: hahaha
Mabie: ilovemymath friends!!!!
Rio: hahahaha. I'm a Mabie Math Friend XD
Rio: at least di ako stoner friend or anything
Mabie: hahahah!
Mabie: you're on a class of your own!
Mabie: literally
Mabie: i feel so blessed. really


I send said convo to Rica and crazy starts.

Ricachu: XD
Ricachu: so if i weren't as straight as the roads to baguio, i would've been smitten with mabiatch
Ricachu: because she is just... crazy
Rio: but the roads to baguio aren't straight bitch
Rio: does that mean you're *gasp*
Ricachu: hahahaha
Ricachu: i appreciate women
Ricachu: more than men do
Ricachu: XD
Rio: LOL
Rio: stop, you're digging a hole for yourself
Ricachu: XD
Ricachu: wala, i don't think i'm gay
Ricachu: XD
Ricachu: but i am open to possibilities hahahahahahha
Ricachu: but nah. napagisipan ko na rin yan
Rio: tangna, may maniacal laughter
Rio: XD
Rio: ipopost ko to!
Ricachu: hehe tae ka
Ricachu: it's the end of our platonic friendship
Ricachu: in Jex' eyes
Ricachu: XD
Rio: what, you said you were smitten with mabie, not me, bitch.
Ricachu: ahhh
Ricachu: hindi, open to anything na
Ricachu: si jex pa yun noh
Ricachu: hahahahah
Rio: LOL, good point
Ricachu: so, bahala ka na rin
Ricachu: buti na lang wala sa pilipinas si jessica herico
Ricachu: XD


To which Mabie replies...

Mabie: huwat?
Mabie: am like baguio?
Mabie: smitten kitten lost their mittens
Mabie: alam mo yun?
Mabie: the kittens lost their mittens so their mum said they can't have any pie?
Mabie: that was sad
Mabie: but the pie looked real nice in the pics

Ricachu: this is what i am talking about
Ricachu: crazed bitch
Ricachu: (said in a very endearing way)

Mabie: why would rica be smitten with me?
Mabie: O.o
Mabie: because im crazy?
Rio: yap
Mabie: what have you been telling her???
Rio: sinend ko lang yung part ng convo natin
Rio: na i'm a mabie math friend
Rio: hahaha
Rio: you're making people gay

Ricachu: hahahhaah
Ricachu: so true
Ricachu: i just wonder what it does to real gay people
Ricachu: hmmm...
Ricachu: pwede pala itong experiment!

Mabie: making gay people straight wont be so bad as well. that'll solve the straight men drought T_T
Mabie: so am endearing because am stupid?
Mabie: in math?
Mabie: gawd.
Mabie: that is sooo blonde!
Mabie: no thanks

Ricachu: oh, i don't think mabie will ever get it
Rio: yuh, she's one of those people
Ricachu: lol, i kind feel like that statement's also directed at me
Ricachu: was it?
Rio: yap, though iba yung rica dense sa mabie dense

Mabie: good vibes good vibes. watcha gonna do watcha gonna do when they come for you
Rio: click the link
Rio: but that was supposed to be good vibes, the "you're making people gay" statement
Mabie: how is that good vibes?
Rio: it's supposed to be a compliment
Rio: hahaha
Mabie: thanks i gues
Mabie: but i dont get it
Rio: this is going to my blog

Ricachu: di ko rin nagets T_T

Mabie: give me a few minutes
Mabie: to review this thread
Mabie: i feel am being mocked and dont even know it
Mabie: haha
Rio: hahahahhahahaha

Ricachu: there's no icon that represents many many many :)) :)) :))


Mabie: hmmm..
Mabie: this mabie person...
Mabie: is she high?
Rio: hahahahahahahaha