Another Crazy Epic Chatlog

Most days start out innocently enough, and then turn into a laugh-a-minute as soon as you fire up the web messenger. Today was bordering on boring actually (just finished SMT: Devil Survivor) and in between slamming my head on the wall for more comic scripts, I chatted with Mabie and Rica.

Mabie has a math problem.

Mabie: may stat problem ako
Mabie: T_T
Mabie: help
Rio: ano yan?
Mabie: okay.
Mabie: i have to do a report on the stats for qj traffic
Mabie: usually, what we do lang is to copy the numbers sa analytics diba?
Rio: i have no idea mabs
Rio: i never had to do that
Rio: pero i'm the one who handles numbers sa yuppie
Mabie: yes
Rio: anong meron?
Mabie: sorry i was distracted by mike here. the gay agent flirting for a customer
Mabie: T_T
Mabie: ser.yo.so.
Mabie: tambling.
Rio: wahahahhaha
Mabie: okay. focus. hocus pocus.

The Pit

Rio: i imagine us with miner hats in the pit
Rio: me with the shovel and you with the hoe
Ricachu: can't i just hold the lamp?
Ricachu: garr
Rio: LOL
Rio: miner hats na nga eh
Ricachu: rica: bakla!!! dito sa kanan! dyan ka maghukay!
Ricachu: hahaha
Rio: chochi: tangna mo ka, maghukay ka
Ricachu: or, can i just carry the canary?
Rio: canary? what canary?
Ricachu: rica: pero may hawak na akong lamp at canary in a cage!
Ricachu: yung bird
Rio: para san yung canary?
Ricachu: ah, kasi dati, walang pang-gauge or pang-detect ng level ng gas sa mines
Ricachu: so, canary ang gamit
Ricachu: it breathes faster daw than a person
Rio: hahaha
Rio: adik
Ricachu: so if the canary's quiet or it dies, scramble up na ang mga minero
Ricachu: ayun
Rio: hahaha
Ricachu: rica: ano ba, bakla! san ka ba naghuhukay!
Ricachu: rio: lekat. maghukay ka.
Ricachu: rica: but it's so filthy eh, this pit.